dad

iplayydirtyy:

Find a soul that doesn’t lose appreciation once they are used to you.

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gigantorthemooseking:

singularbioticss:

tsarbucks:

okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post 

so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out 

and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…

what

the

fuck

At least it worked???

That is a beautifully drawn figure of an egg playing a piano.

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siobhanblank:

glixbitch:

jooferslannister:

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

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occasionallyomniscient:

rubysevens:

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

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birdofhum:

lately-leo:

cis person: so have you had,, ,, , the surgery?

me: u bet

Tumblr recommended this post to me and I can’t even be mad cos it made me laugh

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i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned the Japanese term for the Pleiades star cluster in Taurus is “Subaru,” which is why Subaru has that 6-star logo

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demareth:

kitsurou:

kitsurou:

my brother just called me from the toilet??

“em this gonna be weird but i just sat down on the toilet and then james called and hes on the doorstep. could you let him in? beware, he’s dressed as freddie mercury,”

its 2am

why

Friendship

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thatsareallybigguitar:

this has probably been done before but

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